Showing posts with label Tales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tales. Show all posts

Thursday, December 28, 2023

Year's End Twilight

 

                January feels like yesterday, but it’s closer to being tomorrow.  This year has sped by in the blink of an icicle.  Sorry, I am veering from cliché.  Anyways, I feel spirited to write, seeing it is Year’s End Twilight – the days betwixt Christmas and New Year’s Eve.

                Since my last entry, I have busied myself with making harp videos, releasing a new short story on Amazon, and of course holiday shopping.  To avert another cliché, instead of brewing lemonade from life’s lemons, I say – When life browns your bananas, make banana bread.

                To my dismay, I did not win the short fiction contest I entered this year.  However, even if you lose, you still have created something.  It’s not like a baseball game, where winning gains you a shiny trophy and losing gains you immaterial experience.  I gained experience and retained a story to share with others.  My mom likes hearing me read my work to her, but I don’t always have time, so I had a Christmas gift idea.  I recorded myself reading, Shapes and Holes, and made an audiobook for my mother.

If you're curious to read the story, here it is: Shapes and Holes


In a way, it was like making banana bread out of over-browned bananas.  Besides, I kept having recurring incidents involving banana bread.  There was banana bread at home.  Then, banana bread came up randomly in a semi-heated argument in Lyra Hoop class, and when I saw Banana Bread flavored Pop Tarts at the grocery store, I felt this had to be an omen, hence the name of the first Lyra Hoop Harp video.  The Pop Tarts were good, by the way.

Hoop Harp Video 1

Hoop Harp Video 2 

Hoop Harp Video 3 

                Regarding harping, I still had numerous songs left over from my harp shoot back in October, and although the focus was off on the visuals, the audio was still good.  I salvaged some elegant improvised songs and used them as background for my Lyra Hoop clips.  Moreover, I had more time to tinker with the new video editing software, ClipChamp, that came with the automatic Windows update.  Using both ClipChamp and the legacy software of Windows Video Editor, I was able to experiment with new visual effects.  Thereafter, I made two more videos with the salvaged harp music, hoop content, and special effects.

Then I needed to make two holiday harp videos, one for Hanukkah and one for Christmas.  This year, my family bought a new artificial tree.  It has three different settings on the lights.  I wanted to make a harp video with the new tree in the background, but tragedy struck and creative plans came second to caring for my family.  I’m not going into detail – it’s not for the internet to know.  I couldn’t even complete my audiobook and wrapping presents had to wait.  After the chaos cleared, I made a Yuletide harp video, using photos of the new tree.  In utilizing three different editing softwares, I created visual effects that complimented the Hanukkah video I had made before.  The holiday videos were a good pair this year.

On Christmas Eve, I had to burn the audiobook onto disc and complete it with a CD cover.  All the blank CDs were at my parents’ house, so I had to complete this task without my mother finding out.  My dad and I worked together to insure the audio transferred properly.  Once I slipped the printed cover into the jewel case, I was relieved to know I was finished with gifting for the year.  I still needed to wrap, though.

                Christmas Eve and Day were wonderful.  During the evening prior, my mother and I baked blueberry scones for Christmas breakfast.  Before then, we carried out a recent tradition of driving around local neighborhoods to view Christmas lights, especially the houses that were really decked out.  One detoured turn led us to discovering a new house bedazzled with lights synchronized to radio music.

                As per the usual holiday traditions, we enjoyed scones, berries, and tea; opened presents of course, and watched movies.  My mom really thought my audiobook was cool.  My dad loved his 48 episodes of Rin Tin Tin that I gave him.  When I was a kid, I loved receiving presents, but as I grew into womanhood, I appreciate giving presents more.  I don’t usually ask for a lot, and my folks usually urge me to add more to my Christmas list.  A notable gift I received this year was a book of Japanese tales.

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

A New Version of the Emperor’s New Clothes.

 


 

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who loved clothes, and collected garments for every possible occasion.  Some peasants thought he was vain, and one village messenger claimed he could humble him.  During his travels, the messenger sought out two friends who knew how to cheat and prank anyone.  Anyone could be proven a fool by this duo, and the messenger thought the emperor would be easy to trick.  The emperor never focused on anything but clothes and himself, so he was pretty dumb not to notice anything or anyone else besides himself.

The two swindlers arrived at the palace, and the messenger presented them as merchants selling a rare item.  The emperor took an audience with them.  The cheating merchants opened an empty chest, saying it was filled with magical silk that was invisible to people who were not fit for their job.  They said, “Only a worthy, wise soul can see the beautiful silk.”  The emperor smiled, and agreed to have them make some clothes for him, which he would pay for later.

The dishonest duo went to work, pretending to weave the invisible nothing into nonexistent clothes.    They were laughing, happy that their sham was working.  One told the other to keep quiet, since someone might overhear them, then their plans would be foiled, and they would be put to death.  It turned out that no one was eavesdropping.

The next day, they handed in the airy clothes to the emperor, who happily pretended to take the clothes.  He said he would wear them the next day and pay them. 

The next day came, and everyone anxiously awaited to see the emperor’s new clothes.  The swindlers were waiting on the messenger to hand them their chest of coins.  He was running a bit late, and they didn’t want to get caught and executed.  The swindlers thought that they were doomed, but they would at least live to see the ruler’s humiliation.  Just then, the emperor rode through the kingdom wearing his finest robe, vest, silk shirt, braided leather pants, and crown.  Everyone was in good spirits except for the cheats and the messenger.  They wondered what happened.

The emperor dismounted his horse and strode over to the fake merchants and said, “Thank you for the pajamas!  I wore them last night.  They felt like barely nothing, so comfortable!  Your pay is in the chest.”  The messenger finally came, and handed over the chest.  Ha! They thought, at least we got paid!  Once beyond the kingdom walls, the dishonest duo opened the heavy, wooden chest, and it was empty except for a note that read, “Only a worthy, wise soul can see the money.”