After Verdict - Another Trump Paradelle

 

When I went to the break room Thursday evening, I saw the headline on our muted television.  Trump was convicted on all 34 felony charges.  The break room TV is always tuned into CNN.  After the verdict, the former president delivered a begrudged speech to the public.  As the closed captioning displayed the choppy phrases, I chuckled a little.  Even with the television on mute, you could tell it was Trump speaking by his repetitive words.  In his old age, Trump’s diction has declined to a picture book’s reading level.  His redundancy is why a Paradelle is the perfect poetic form for him.

 

Rigged Trump, a Fighting Disgrace

It was a rigged trial, a disgrace. 
It was a rigged trial, a disgrace. 
I’m a very innocent man, and it’s okay, I’m fighting for our country.
I’m a very innocent man, and it’s okay, I’m fighting for our country.
I’m a rigged disgrace, and I’m fighting our very country.
Our country is innocent, I’m a man of disgrace.

Our whole country is being rigged right now.
Our whole country is being rigged right now.
And we’ll fight till the end and we’ll win, because our country’s gone to hell. 
And we’ll fight till the end and we’ll win, because our country’s gone to hell. 
Our fight we’ll win in hell.  Our hell is rigged.
We’ll end the whole country, because hell is our rigged right!

We have a divided mess.  We’re a nation in decline, serious decline.
We have a divided mess.  We’re a nation in decline, serious decline.
But this was a rigged decision right from day one with a conflicted judge.
But this was a rigged decision right from day one with a conflicted judge.
We have a divided decline; with a Right in decision.
Right from day one, we have a rigged mess, with a serious judge.

We’ll win our rigged fight, but with serious disgrace.
Our conflicted country was okay till this man conflicted our right.
I’m a very serious mess.  We have this innocent judge, and a win for our nation.
This is Day One in Hell, because I am a judge with a fighting mess.
A rigged disgrace fighting the innocent decision from a judge.
This very fighting, divided till decline - we’ll fight till we have a serious end in disgrace.